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Title |
Category |
Rating |
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Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2.75 |
| 2 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2.5 |
| 3 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
2.5 |
| 4 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
2.5 |
| 5 |
A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
2 |
| 6 |
Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
1.5 |
| 7 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
0.5 |
| 8 |
Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 9 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 10 |
Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 11 |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 12 |
rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 13 |
horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 14 |
bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 15 |
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 16 |
Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 17 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 18 |
There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 19 |
Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 20 |
Seeing Eye Dog
- A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 21 |
Got Any Grapes?
- A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 22 |
Grape and Elephant
- Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 23 |
Legion Camel #1
- A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 24 |
Legion Camel #2
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
| 25 |
Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
0 |
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