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The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
116 |
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
41 |
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Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
23 |
| 4 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
18 |
| 5 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
17 |
| 6 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
16 |
| 7 |
A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
16 |
| 8 |
Journalist jokes
- A car was involved in an accident in a
street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper r...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
16 |
| 9 |
About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
15 |
| 10 |
A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
15 |
| 11 |
Annoying phone calls
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
15 |
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A way to save your marriage
- |A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.Th...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
15 |
| 13 |
A guy rings work and says...
- A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
14 |
| 14 |
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
14 |
| 15 |
A tight travel budget
- |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
14 |
| 16 |
Aardvark jokes
- What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
14 |
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- What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
14 |
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- What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
14 |
| 19 |
Baby jokes
- Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
14 |
| 20 |
Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
13 |
| 21 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
13 |
| 22 |
A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
13 |
| 23 |
A staged wedding to bust dealers
- |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
13 |
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Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
13 |
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
- |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the su...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
13 |
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This guy's no dummyPeoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ... |
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Forgetting Sarah MarshallBaltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ... |
Life is Beautiful for Louth Film ClubMarket Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ... |
Baby Mama Does A Sperm Inside Weekend Box Officehecklerspray, Los Angeles - Apr 28, 2008... all the letters in the title are the letter A. And for thirders, it’s got Tina Fey in so it’s just like 30 Rock, but without the funny jokes and stuff. ... |
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