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Taking measures
- "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
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Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
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The Barber Shop
- The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...Read the whole joke |
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The barber was finishing a haircut...
- The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...Read the whole joke |
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The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke |
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
- The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
- The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke |
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The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
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The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
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The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
- The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke |
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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
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The newly divorced woman...
- The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
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The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
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The people are waiting
- Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke |
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The price is right
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke |
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The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
- The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
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The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
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The Young Mans Big Mouth
- The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke |
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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
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There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
- There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke |
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There were three men who were lost in the forest...
- There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...Read the whole joke |
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These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
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This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
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