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A man walks into a jewellers shop...
- A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke |
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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke |
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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
- A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke |
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A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke |
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A perfect choice
- A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke |
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A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
- A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke |
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A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke |
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A push
- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke |
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A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
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A rookie police officer was assigned...
- A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke |
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke |
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A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
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A wide selection
- "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke |
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A wild party
- Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke |
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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke |
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A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
- A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...Read the whole joke |
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A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
- A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke |
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A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke |
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A woman strode angrily into the large...
- A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke |
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A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
- A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke |
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke |
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke |
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A yard sale
- A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
- A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke |
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke |
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