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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
- A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
- A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
- A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
A little town had a high birth rate that...
- A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
A man decided to have a face lift...
- A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
- A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
- A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
- A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
A man let out a humongous burp...
- A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
- A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
A man stops by a diner at noon...
- A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
- A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke |
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