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A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
- A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke |
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
- A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
A closer call
- The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke |
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
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A dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke |
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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
A dubious remedy
- A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
A girl and an elephant
- Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke |
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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...Read the whole joke |
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