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1 What did one gay sperm say to the other?
- What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit....Read the whole joke		 0 0
2 What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...
- What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke		 1 0
3 What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
- Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...Read the whole joke		 1 0
4 What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
- What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke		 0 0
5 What do you call a gay man scrotum?
- Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
6 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
- What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob...Read the whole joke		 0 0
7 What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
- What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri...Read the whole joke		 0 0
8 What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
- Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...Read the whole joke		 0 0
9 What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
- What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke		 0 0
10 What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
- Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
11 What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
- What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating....Read the whole joke		 1 0
12 What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
- Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke		 1 0
13 What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
- What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...Read the whole joke		 0 0
14 What is the first symptom of AIDS?
- What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass....Read the whole joke		 0 0
15 What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
- Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...Read the whole joke		 1 0
16 What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
- What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke		 0 0
17 What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
- What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke		 1 0
18 What's the definition of AIDS?
- What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke		 1 0
19 What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
- What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....Read the whole joke		 0 0
20 What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
- What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....Read the whole joke		 1 0
21 Why do gay men have moustaches?
- Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks....Read the whole joke		 0 0
22 Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
- Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....Read the whole joke		 0 0
23 Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
- Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...Read the whole joke		 1 0
24 Wrong joke
- A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...Read the whole joke		 0 0

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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY - Sixshot.com

NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 13 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...

An offbeat look - USA Weekend

An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 22 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny - Minnesota Daily

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...

Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+ - SnitchSeeker.com

Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...

This guy's no dummy - Peoria Journal Star

This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...

JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS - Contactmusic.com

JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Baltic Times

Baltic Times
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

BU Today
BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

White House Correspondents' Association dinner - Washington Times

Washington Times
White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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