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1 Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke		 1 0
2 What causes arthritis?
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke		 0 0
3 What did God say after creating man?
- What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke		 0 0
4 What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
- What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke		 1 0
5 What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
- Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke		 0 0
6 What do you call a man that marries another man?
- What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke		 2 0
7 What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
- What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke		 0 0
8 What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
- What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke		 1 0
9 What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
- What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke		 1 0
10 What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
- What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke		 1 0
11 What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
- What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke		 0 0
12 What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
- What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke		 0 0
13 What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke		 0 0
14 What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
- What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke		 0 0
15 What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
- What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke		 1 0
16 What is the meaning of life?
- What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke		 2 0
17 What is white and flies across the sky?
- What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke		 0 0
18 What is white and streaks across the sky?
- What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke		 0 0
19 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke		 2 0
20 What was the First Commandment?
- What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke		 0 0
21 What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
- What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke		 2 0
22 What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
- What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke		 1 0
23 What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
- What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke		 1 0
24 What's the difference between acne and a priest?
- Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke		 1 0
25 What's the difference between Jesus and...
- Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke		 0 0

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Baltic Times

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It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

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... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

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BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

White House Correspondents' Association dinner - Washington Times

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... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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