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1 The absolved
- There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...Read the whole joke
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2 The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke
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3 The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke
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4 The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke
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5 The Hat
- The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke
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6 The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke
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7 The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke
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8 The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke
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9 The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke
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10 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke
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11 The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke
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12 The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke
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13 The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke
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14 The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke
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15 The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke
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16 The Reverend
- The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...Read the whole joke
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17 The same thing
- A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke
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18 The three truths in life
- There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke
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19 The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke
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20 The wrong definition
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke
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21 There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke
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22 There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke
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23 This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke
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24 This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke
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25 This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
- This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 9 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 18 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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