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The American in Hong Kong...
- The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...Read the whole joke |
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The angry wife met her husband at the door...
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke |
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The Big Scare
- Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony paymen...Read the whole joke |
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The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
- The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...Read the whole joke |
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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
- The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
The definition of kinky sex
- I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but... she thought "kinky sex" invol...Read the whole joke |
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The doctor had just completed his examination...
- The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to yo...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
The Freudian Slip
- The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...Read the whole joke |
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The good advice
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....Read the whole joke |
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
- The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...Read the whole joke |
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The last request
- Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke |
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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
- The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
- The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost...Read the whole joke |
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The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
- The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
- The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke |
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The most evil thing
- "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke |
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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
- The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke |
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The Ring
- A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of...Read the whole joke |
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The room was full of pregnant ladies...
- The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
- The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The inst...Read the whole joke |
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The three stages of sex in marriage.
- The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...Read the whole joke |
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The wall clock
- One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke |
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
- The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...Read the whole joke |
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The young immigrant couple had just left the...
- The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke |
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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
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