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A bad habit
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 2 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 3 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 4 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 5 |
A bored woman says to her husband...
- A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 6 |
A bum asks a man for $2...
- A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 7 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 8 |
A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 9 |
A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 10 |
A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 11 |
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 12 |
A chinese detective
- A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 13 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 14 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 15 |
A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 16 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 18 |
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 19 |
A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 20 |
A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
A fair deal
- A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 22 |
A fair offer
- One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 23 |
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
- A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 24 |
A farmer and his girlfriend...
- A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 25 |
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ...Read the whole joke |
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