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War ad
- Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer...Read the whole joke |
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...
- We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promi...Read the whole joke |
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred...
- What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."...Read the whole joke |
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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
- What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?"Not according to Dad."...Read the whole joke |
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
- What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not hav...Read the whole joke |
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
- Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got ...Read the whole joke |
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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
- Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea...Read the whole joke |
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What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
- What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"...Read the whole joke |
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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
- What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend....Read the whole joke |
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What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
- What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!...Read the whole joke |
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What has four asses?
- What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians....Read the whole joke |
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
- What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk....Read the whole joke |
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What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
- What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX...Read the whole joke |
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What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
- What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...Read the whole joke |
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
- What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...Read the whole joke |
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What will communism be like when perfected?
- Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....Read the whole joke |
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
- What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...Read the whole joke |
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Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
- Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by...Read the whole joke |
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When that fool Reagan said...
- When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of h...Read the whole joke |
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
- When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...Read the whole joke |
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Who will you choose?
- It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candid...Read the whole joke |
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Why are politicians like diapers?
- Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason....Read the whole joke |
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Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
- Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...Read the whole joke |
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
- Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? ...Read the whole joke |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime....Read the whole joke |
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