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1	Should have glasses - \|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke	0
2	Some police quotes - \|"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke	1
3	Some stupid truckers - \|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke	1
4	Steal from this family - \|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...Read the whole joke	1
5	Stealing from a store - \|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke	1
6	Stop the drunk driver - \|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke	0
7	Stopping the hillbilly - \|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke	0
8	Strange name for cats - \|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke	0
9	Stuck under a bridge - \|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke	0
10	Stupid blonde driver - \|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke	1
11	Stupid drunk blonde - \|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...Read the whole joke	1
12	Swerve to avoid a box - \|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. ...Read the whole joke	1

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