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1	Part of the service - \|Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke	1
2	Partner takes vacation - \|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He ...Read the whole joke	1
3	Pictures from police - \|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke	1
4	Please describe him - \|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke	1
5	Please show the I.D. - \|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun an...Read the whole joke	1
6	Police are in a chase - \|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke	0
7	Police chief hates you - \|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...Read the whole joke	1
8	Police officer's foods - \|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke	0
9	Policemen in Heaven - \|St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...Read the whole joke	1
10	Prison Versus Housewives - \|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...Read the whole joke	1
11	Prison vs. full-time job - \|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke	1
12	Problem with a dog - \|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke	2
13	Purchasing the brain - \|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke	1

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