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Waiter jokes - 25842
- Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on
that long order?
Cook: Because I'm a short order co...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 25843
- Q: How many Waiters does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't...Read the whole joke |
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Waiter jokes - 25844
- "Waiter !
Have you got frogs' legs ? "
"No, sir, I always walk this way"...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 25845
- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
my
ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
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| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 25846
- Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No,
madam I wiped it off !...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25847
- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll
fetch him a spoon sir !...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25848
- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
steak
!
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25849
- Waiter, there is
a maggot in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25850
- Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25851
- Waiter, there is a worm
on my plate
!
That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25852
- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Well you
did ask for something with a little body in it!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25853
- Waiter,
there is a fly in my soup !
Yes
sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch d...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25854
- Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Well you
did ask for a tongue sandwich !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25855
- Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25856
- Waiter, are there
snails on the menu
!
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Waiter jokes - 25857
- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
!
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Waiter jokes - 25858
- Waiter, there is a bee in my
alphabet soup
!
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25859
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Hold on
sir, I'll get the fly spray !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiter jokes - 25860
- Waiter, I can't eat this
meat, it's
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waiter jokes - 25861
- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25862
- Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
!
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 22 |
Waiter jokes - 25863
- Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Waiter jokes - 25864
- Waiter, what's this bug
doing waltzing
around my table !
It's the band, sir, they are playing h...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Waiter jokes - 25865
- Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup
!
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 25 |
Waiter jokes - 25866
- Waiter, there
is a frog in my soup
!
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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