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Teeth jokes - 16824
- Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 16825
- What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 16826
- What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 16827
- Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 16828
- A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25313
- Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25314
- What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist....Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Teeth jokes - 25315
- What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25316
- Why does a
vampire clean his teeth three
times a day?
To prevent bat breath....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25317
- Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of y...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25318
- What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25319
- Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Teeth jokes - 25320
- What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Teeth jokes - 25321
- "Your teeth are
like the stars," he said, As
he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the
truth...Read the whole joke |
9 |
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| 15 |
Teeth jokes - 25322
- Why did the
termite eat a sofa and two
chairs?
It had a suite tooth....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25323
- What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
ouch!
A vampire with a rotten tooth....Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
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Teeth jokes - 25324
- What's the difference between a
vampire
with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain an...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25325
- What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush....Read the whole joke |
11 |
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Teeth jokes - 25326
- What did the mouse say when his friend
broke
his front teeth? Hard cheese....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 20 |
Teeth jokes - 25327
- What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
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Teeth jokes - 25328
- A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down ...Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25329
- Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
?
Because it is an acre....Read the whole joke |
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Teeth jokes - 25330
- What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
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Teeth jokes - 25331
- What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
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Teeth jokes - 25332
- What did the tooth say to the
dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"...Read the whole joke |
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