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School jokes - 24958
- TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is
the difference?
Stella: That's what I say, what's...Read the whole joke |
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School jokes - 24959
- Fred: I've
added these figures ten times.
Teacher: Good work!
Fred: And here are my ten answ...Read the whole joke |
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School jokes - 24960
- Teacher: If I gave you three
rabbits today
and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you...Read the whole joke |
2 |
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School jokes - 24961
- "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days
she asked us how much
is two and two. We told her ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
School jokes - 24962
- How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've
learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giv...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24963
- Fred: I got 100 in school today.
Mother:
Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Jason: Two things: ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
School jokes - 24964
- If you had one dollar and you
asked your
father for another, how many dollars would you have?
...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
School jokes - 24965
- Jackie stood quietly as her father
examined
her report card.
"What is this 45 in math?" asked h...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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| 9 |
School jokes - 24966
- If I had
five coconuts and I gave you
three, how many would I have left ?
I don't know.
Why no...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24967
- The
teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on
counting. Jackie got things
started by counting fr...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24968
- Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the
fish tank !
Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in y...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24969
- Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
Pupil
: No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
School jokes - 24970
- Teacher : What are
you reading ?
Pupil :
I dunno !
Teacher : But you're reading aloud !
Pupil...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24971
- Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24972
- Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word
lettuce !
Pupil : Let us out of school early !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
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| 16 |
School jokes - 24973
- Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while
studying.
Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just w...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24974
- Teacher : Give
me a sentence with the words
defence, defeat and detail in it.
Pupil : When a ho...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24975
- Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk
and the boy next to you
took three what would you ...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24976
- Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star
with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassi...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24977
- Teacher : The word politics - can you give me
an
example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot s...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24978
- Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
in school ?
Pupil : I don't know
Teacher: Correc...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24979
- Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
classroom today ?
Pupil : Because I was the only on...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24980
- Father: Well Son, how are your exam results
?
Son: They're under water
Father: What do you mean ...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24981
- Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
minutes for each question.
Pupil : How long for th...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24982
- Teacher : What are you doing,
crawling into
school ten minutes late ?
Pupil : Well you told me ...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
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