More Jokes Jokes

Home | Most Visited Jokes Add Joke | Top Rated Jokes # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


# Title Hits Rating
1 Snake jokes - 25028
- What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !...Read the whole joke
2 0
2 Snake jokes - 25029
- What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !...Read the whole joke
2 0
3 Snake jokes - 25030
- Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !...Read the whole joke
4 0
4 Snake jokes - 25031
- What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !...Read the whole joke
2 0
5 Snake jokes - 25032
- What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !...Read the whole joke
2 0
6 Snake jokes - 25033
- What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !...Read the whole joke
3 0
7 Snake jokes - 25034
- What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!...Read the whole joke
1 0
8 Snake jokes - 25035
- What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !...Read the whole joke
2 0
9 Snake jokes - 25036
- Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !...Read the whole joke
3 0
10 Snake jokes - 25037
- What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !...Read the whole joke
2 0
11 Snake jokes - 25038
- What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !...Read the whole joke
5 0
12 Snake jokes - 25039
- What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna...Read the whole joke
2 0
13 Snake jokes - 25040
- Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna...Read the whole joke
2 0
14 Snake jokes - 25041
- Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !...Read the whole joke
2 0
15 Snake jokes - 25042
- What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !...Read the whole joke
5 0
16 Snake jokes - 25043
- What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !...Read the whole joke
4 0
17 Snake jokes - 25044
- What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna...Read the whole joke
3 0
18 Snake jokes - 25045
- What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !...Read the whole joke
3 0
19 Snake jokes - 25046
- What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !...Read the whole joke
3 0
20 Snake jokes - 25047
- Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna...Read the whole joke
3 0
21 Snake jokes - 25048
- What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a...Read the whole joke
5 0
22 Snake jokes - 25049
- What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !...Read the whole joke
5 0
23 Snake jokes - 25050
- Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !...Read the whole joke
1 0
24 Snake jokes - 25051
- What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !...Read the whole joke
3 0
25 Snake jokes - 25052
- What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !...Read the whole joke
5 0

Page(s)  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 
jokes news

Why there’s no woman in my life – Big Yaro
The Punch, Nigeria - Jul 4, 2008
Unlike the faces of Tee A, Ali Baba and others that grace our screens with their smiles and funny jokes, many Nigerians have never heard about you. ...


Another Austin Powers knock-off
Daily Mississippian, MS - Jun 29, 2008
"The Love Guru" is just another rehash of "Austin Powers" but with an Indian twist. Playing himself and Guru Pitka, Mike Myers once again portrays multiple ...


New Statesman

Knock, knock
New Statesman, UK - Jul 3, 2008
But although it contains a lot of very funny jokes - my favourite is about an old peasant woman visiting Moscow Zoo in the 1920s who sees a camel for the ...


Myers pushes old gags in decaying 'Love Guru'
Billings Outpost, MT - Jun 25, 2008
I like Mike Myers. “So I Married an Axe Murderer” is a perennial favorite, and while the last of the “Austin Powers” movies was a grave miscalculation – a ...


REEL ADVICE: The Haunting of Rebecca Verlaine
MovieWeb - Jul 3, 2008
That guy who has all kinds of funny jokes and great stories and really knows how to be the center of a party but sometimes gets carried away? ...


E! Online

The Love Guru
Paste Magazine, GA - Jun 19, 2008
Fans of Mike Myers, especially those of us who know how inconsistent his movies can be, felt a certain kind of hope after seeing the trailer for his latest ...
Come back, Austin Powers: all is forgiven National Post
all 594 news articles


'Cadillacs of Comedy' promise a smooth and classy ride
North County Times, CA - Jul 3, 2008
And if you let me do the driving, I'll show you a good time," said Griffith, whose deadpan delivery results in disarmingly funny jokes. ...


Canada.com

Veteran school bus driver makes his last stops in style
Canada.com, Canada - Jun 30, 2008
Their collective observations -- things like Bob tells funny jokes and he doesn't get mad when kids throw up -- were part of a keepsake book made for the ...


Best Will Smith movie?
indy.com, IN - Jul 2, 2008
... great movie-really great effects, a good story, funny jokes, good action sequences, and it uses Will's star power to enhance the story, not to carry it. ...


Brutally unfunny 'Zohan' isn't worth messing with
Richmond Times Dispatch, VA - Jun 6, 2008
By DANIEL NEMAN Early in "You Don't Mess With the Zohan," Adam Sandler is caught in what looks like a compromising position with Lainie Kazan. ...
Everyone's a Critic Calgary Herald
Zohan train wreck sketched lite Tulsa Today
all 576 news articles

funny-jokes - Google News

Joke categories

  • Animal Jokes
  • Animal World
  • April Fools Jokes
  • At Work
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Bar Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Blonds
  • Business Jokes
  • Camping Jokes
  • Celebrities
  • Children
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Clean Jokes
  • Comedian Jokes
  • Common Jokes
  • Computer Jokes
  • Computers
  • Computing Jokes
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Doctor Jokes
  • Drunks
  • Dumb Jokes
  • Elderly
  • Elderly Jokes
  • Ethnic
  • Ethnical Jokes
  • Farming Jokes
  • Festival Jokes
  • Food Jokes
  • Foreigners
  • Free Jokes
  • Funny Jokes
  • Gender Jokes
  • Golf Jokes
  • Instrument Jokes
  • Irish Jokes
  • Job/Office Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Language Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Legal
  • Marriage Jokes
  • Medicine
  • Men
  • Men Jokes
  • Military Jokes
  • Miscellaneous
  • Mixed Jokes
  • Mom/Dad Jokes
  • Other Jokes
  • Ouch
  • Police Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Politics
  • Practical Jokes
  • Real Jokes
  • Red Indian Jokes
  • Redneck Jokes
  • Relationships
  • Religion
  • School
  • Science
  • Situations
  • Sport Jokes
  • Sports
  • Stats/Math Jokes
  • Travel
  • Travel Jokes
  • War
  • Women
  • Women Jokes
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • More Jokes
  • Copyright joke.setifaq.org