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Religious jokes - 24757
- God is sitting up in his ivory
tower,
he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 2 |
Religious jokes - 24758
- Who was the best actor in the bible
?
Samson, he brought the house down !...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Religious jokes - 24759
- What's the moral of the story
about
Jonah and the whale ?
You can't keep a good man down !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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| 4 |
Religious jokes - 24760
- Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect
!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 5 |
Religious jokes - 24761
- Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil
the hell out of it....Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 6 |
Religious jokes - 24762
- A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers
asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by th...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Restaurant jokes - 16784
- A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls ou...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 8 |
Restaurant jokes - 16785
- Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, H...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 9 |
Restaurant jokes - 16786
- Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
fish. The waiter
brought a dish with two fish, one larg...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 10 |
Restaurant jokes - 16787
- "What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and choco...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Restaurant jokes - 16788
- Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Restaurant jokes - 24763
- How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago,...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 13 |
Restaurant jokes - 24764
- How
many McDonald's counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it an...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 14 |
Restaurant jokes - 24765
- A man walks
into a Chinese restaurant
but is told by the
Maitre'd that there will be at least a...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 15 |
Restaurant jokes - 24766
- Why was
the restaurant called "Out of
this World"?
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Restaurant jokes - 24767
- Jane's father
decided to take all the
family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd
spent qui...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 17 |
Restaurant jokes - 24768
- Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 18 |
Restaurant jokes - 24769
- At our local
restaurant you can eat
dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 19 |
Restaurant jokes - 24770
- "Can
I have some two-handed cheese,
please?" a man in a restaurant asked
the waiter.
"What d...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 20 |
Restaurant jokes - 24771
- Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Restaurant jokes - 24772
- Eulus stood in front of the take-out
window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamb...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 22 |
Restaurant jokes - 24773
- I went to a restaurant that serves
-breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 23 |
Restaurant jokes - 24774
- Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eati...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 24 |
Restaurant jokes - 24775
- Girl: How much is a soft drink
?
Waitress: Fifty cents.
Girl: How much is refill ?
Waitress: Th...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 25 |
Restaurant jokes - 24776
- What does a Chinese restaurant
serve
for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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