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Parent jokes - 24144
- Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriag...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24145
- Mrs. Ellis came home from
work one evening
to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. S...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24146
- Did
you hear about the little boy who was
named after his father ?
They called him Dad !...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24147
- Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always ma...Read the whole joke |
5 |
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Parent jokes - 24148
- Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
his father's
annoyance.
'Teddy,' he called, 'how...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24149
- Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all ...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24150
- Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My
sister's
fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.
Dad: No,...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Parent jokes - 24151
- Father: I want to take my girl our of this
terrible math
class.
Teacher: But she's top of the
...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
Parent jokes - 24152
- What do you
call a small parent?
A
minimum !...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24153
- Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot
off.
Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've jus...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24154
- Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24155
- Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143
from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when y...Read the whole joke |
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Parent jokes - 24156
- Father:
" I know the answer to your bad
grades. You're spending too much time
watching televis...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 14 |
Parent jokes - 24157
- A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly
being asked to
look for things they couldn't find. ...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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Pig jokes - 16759
- Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
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Pig jokes - 16760
- What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
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Pig jokes - 16761
- A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
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Pig jokes - 16762
- A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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Pig jokes - 16763
- All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 20 |
Pig jokes - 24158
- Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks"....Read the whole joke |
2 |
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Pig jokes - 24159
- Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it o...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
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Pig jokes - 24160
- Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did t...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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Pig jokes - 24161
- Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. T...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
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Pig jokes - 24162
- Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their tee...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
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Pig jokes - 24163
- Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas s...Read the whole joke |
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