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Marriage jokes - 23274
- What happened at the cannibal's wedding
party?
They toasted the bride and groom....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23275
- Two men were remembering their
wedding
days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terri...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23276
- Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five time...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23277
- A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23278
- Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23279
- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23280
- Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23281
- Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23282
- Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23283
- She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23284
- Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23285
- Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23286
- Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23287
- Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23288
- Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23289
- BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23290
- Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23291
- Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23292
- John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23293
- Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23294
- The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23295
- The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23296
- Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23297
- "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intr...Read the whole joke |
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Marriage jokes - 23298
- A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrin...Read the whole joke |
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