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Men jokes - 23394
- The difference
between men and women
A man
is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23395
- Why did God create men
first? Because we learn
from mistakes....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23396
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is ly...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23397
- A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
walking
past an empty cart when he heard a woman...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23398
- QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23399
- Men are like fine wine. They all
start out
like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them ...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23400
- One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
lawn
chair drinking beer and watching his wife ...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23401
- Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator t...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23402
- Q. How
are men like television
commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says...Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23403
- Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind
wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23404
- Q: Why do men float better than
women?
A:
Because they are scum....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23405
- Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The
handsome, the caring, and the majority....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23406
- Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich,
hot and can keep you up all night....Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Men jokes - 23407
- Men are
like computers.
Hard to figure out
and never enough memory....Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Men jokes - 23408
- Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
you can take them anywhere....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23409
- Men are like
chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your hips....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23410
- Men are like
power tools.
They make a lot
of noise, but it's hard to get them to work....Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
Men jokes - 23411
- Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to
use. And usually lying around a TV....Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Men jokes - 23412
- Men are like shag
carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and
extremely easy to walk on....Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Men jokes - 23413
- Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They're not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Men jokes - 23414
- Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23415
- Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23416
- Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
ones get soft and lumpy....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23417
- Men are like old
car tires.
Balding, full
of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....Read the whole joke |
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Men jokes - 23418
- Men are
like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy.
And very easy to see through....Read the whole joke |
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