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Insect jokes - 22370
- What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !...
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Insect jokes - 22371
- Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !...
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Insect jokes - 22372
- What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !...
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Insect jokes - 22373
- What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've go...
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Insect jokes - 22374
- What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !...
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Insect jokes - 22375
- What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !...
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Insect jokes - 22376
- What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !...
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Insect jokes - 22377
- What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !...
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Insect jokes - 22378
- Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !...
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Insect jokes - 22379
- What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !...
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Insect jokes - 22380
- What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !...
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Insect jokes - 22381
- What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that...
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Insect jokes - 22382
- Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs...
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Insect jokes - 22383
- How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs ...
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Insect jokes - 22384
- How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !...
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Insect jokes - 22385
- What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !...
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Insect jokes - 22386
- Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !...
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Insect jokes - 22387
- What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !...
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Insect jokes - 22388
- What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !...
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Insect jokes - 22389
- What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !...
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Insect jokes - 22390
- What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !...
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Insect jokes - 22391
- How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !...
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Insect jokes - 22392
- Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !...
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Insect jokes - 22393
- What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !...
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Insect jokes - 22394
- What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !...
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