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Gorilla jokes - 21554
- Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21555
- How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21556
- How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21557
- How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21558
- How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the beast of the show!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21559
- How did the dog warn its master that a
Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21560
- How did the obscene telephone caller get
attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21561
- How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21562
- How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21563
- How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21564
- How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three hours!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21565
- How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21566
- How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'M...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21567
- How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodygu...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21568
- If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21569
- If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21570
- If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21571
- What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21572
- What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21573
- What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21574
- What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21575
- What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21576
- What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21577
- What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
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Gorilla jokes - 21578
- What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
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