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Face jokes - 16577
- What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache....Read the whole joke |
6 |
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Face jokes - 16578
- Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cream.
"What's that for?" she asked....Read the whole joke |
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Face jokes - 16579
- What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
4 |
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Face jokes - 16580
- Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Jill:
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard....Read the whole joke |
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Face jokes - 16581
- Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your...Read the whole joke |
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Face jokes - 20848
- Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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Face jokes - 20849
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
make an
exception....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 8 |
Face jokes - 20850
- Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 9 |
Face jokes - 20851
- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 10 |
Face jokes - 20852
- Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Face jokes - 20853
- Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
Face jokes - 20854
- Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 13 |
Face jokes - 20855
- You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 14 |
Face jokes - 20856
- First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 15 |
Face jokes - 20857
- How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 16 |
Face jokes - 20858
- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 17 |
Face jokes - 20859
- My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines....Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 18 |
Face jokes - 20860
- Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 19 |
Face jokes - 20861
- What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 20 |
Face jokes - 20862
- Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 21 |
Face jokes - 20863
- Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 22 |
Face jokes - 20864
- Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 23 |
Face jokes - 20865
- I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 24 |
Face jokes - 20866
- Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
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Face jokes - 20867
- Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!...Read the whole joke |
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