More Jokes Jokes
Home | Most Visited Jokes |  Add Joke | Top Rated Jokes |  # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


# Title Hits Rating
1 Elephant jokes - 20826
- Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke		 0 0
2 Elephant jokes - 20827
- How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !...Read the whole joke		 4 0
3 Elephant jokes - 20828
- My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke		 2 0
4 Elephant jokes - 20829
- How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke		 2 0
5 Elephant jokes - 20830
- What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
6 Elephant jokes - 20831
- Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
7 Elephant jokes - 20832
- Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke		 2 0
8 Elephant jokes - 20833
- What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke		 3 0
9 Elephant jokes - 20834
- How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !...Read the whole joke		 4 0
10 Elephant jokes - 20835
- Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke		 2 0
11 Elephant jokes - 20836
- Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke		 2 0
12 Elephant jokes - 20837
- How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke		 2 0
13 Elephant jokes - 20838
- How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke		 3 0
14 Elephant jokes - 20839
- What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti....Read the whole joke		 2 0
15 Elephant jokes - 20840
- Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot....Read the whole joke		 2 0
16 Elephant jokes - 20841
- What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep....Read the whole joke		 0 0
17 Elephant jokes - 20842
- Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke		 3 0
18 Elephant jokes - 20843
- Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke		 0 0
19 Elephant jokes - 20844
- Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke		 4 0
20 Elephant jokes - 20845
- Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke		 2 0
21 Elephant jokes - 20846
- Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke		 4 0
22 Elephant jokes - 20847
- Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke		 2 0
23 Elephant jokes - 20880
- Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!...Read the whole joke		 2 0
24 Elephant jokes - 20881
- Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...Read the whole joke		 2 0
25 Elephant jokes - 20882
- Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!...Read the whole joke		 1 0

Page(s)  1 2 3 4 5 6 7  8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 
jokes news
Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+ - SnitchSeeker.com

Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - 3 hours ago
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny - Minnesota Daily

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...

NBC’s Lineup Saved With Power of ‘Rock’ - Daily Nexus

NBC’s Lineup Saved With Power of ‘Rock’
Daily Nexus, CA - Apr 15, 2008
At the conclusion of my “American Idol” column last week, I wrote the following words: “The 2008 Idol crown appears to be Michael Johns’ to lose. ...

This guy's no dummy - Peoria Journal Star

This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...

JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS - Contactmusic.com

JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Baltic Times

Baltic Times
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

BU Today
BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

White House Correspondents' Association dinner - Washington Times

Washington Times
White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

Baby Mama Does A Sperm Inside Weekend Box Office - hecklerspray

Baby Mama Does A Sperm Inside Weekend Box Office
hecklerspray, Los Angeles - Apr 28, 2008
... all the letters in the title are the letter A. And for thirders, it’s got Tina Fey in so it’s just like 30 Rock, but without the funny jokes and stuff. ...

funny-jokes - Google News

Joke categories

  • Animal Jokes
  • Animal World
  • April Fools Jokes
  • At Work
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Bar Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Blonds
  • Business Jokes
  • Camping Jokes
  • Celebrities
  • Children
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Clean Jokes
  • Comedian Jokes
  • Common Jokes
  • Computer Jokes
  • Computers
  • Computing Jokes
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Doctor Jokes
  • Drunks
  • Dumb Jokes
  • Elderly
  • Elderly Jokes
  • Ethnic
  • Ethnical Jokes
  • Farming Jokes
  • Festival Jokes
  • Food Jokes
  • Foreigners
  • Free Jokes
  • Funny Jokes
  • Gender Jokes
  • Golf Jokes
  • Instrument Jokes
  • Irish Jokes
  • Job/Office Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Language Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Legal
  • Marriage Jokes
  • Medicine
  • Men
  • Men Jokes
  • Military Jokes
  • Miscellaneous
  • Mixed Jokes
  • Mom/Dad Jokes
  • Other Jokes
  • Ouch
  • Police Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Politics
  • Practical Jokes
  • Real Jokes
  • Red Indian Jokes
  • Redneck Jokes
  • Relationships
  • Religion
  • School
  • Science
  • Situations
  • Sport Jokes
  • Sports
  • Stats/Math Jokes
  • Travel
  • Travel Jokes
  • War
  • Women
  • Women Jokes
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • More Jokes
    		•

    Copyright joke.setifaq.org