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1 Elephant jokes - 20801
- What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants...Read the whole joke		 1 0
2 Elephant jokes - 20802
- What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
3 Elephant jokes - 20803
- Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
4 Elephant jokes - 20804
- What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you...Read the whole joke		 1 0
5 Elephant jokes - 20805
- What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
6 Elephant jokes - 20806
- What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
7 Elephant jokes - 20807
- What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
8 Elephant jokes - 20808
- What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
9 Elephant jokes - 20809
- How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !...Read the whole joke		 0 0
10 Elephant jokes - 20810
- What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !...Read the whole joke		 2 0
11 Elephant jokes - 20811
- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
12 Elephant jokes - 20812
- What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
13 Elephant jokes - 20813
- What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !...Read the whole joke		 0 0
14 Elephant jokes - 20814
- What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke		 1 0
15 Elephant jokes - 20815
- What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
16 Elephant jokes - 20816
- What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
17 Elephant jokes - 20817
- Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
18 Elephant jokes - 20818
- What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia...Read the whole joke		 1 0
19 Elephant jokes - 20819
- What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !...Read the whole joke		 0 0
20 Elephant jokes - 20820
- What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
21 Elephant jokes - 20821
- Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
22 Elephant jokes - 20822
- What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
23 Elephant jokes - 20823
- What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !...Read the whole joke		 1 0
24 Elephant jokes - 20824
- What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything th...Read the whole joke		 1 0
25 Elephant jokes - 20825
- What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants......Read the whole joke		 2 0

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