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1 Car and train jokes - 18940
- Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was go...Read the whole joke
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2 Car and train jokes - 18941
- Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street....Read the whole joke
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3 Car and train jokes - 18942
- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin....Read the whole joke
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4 Car and train jokes - 18943
- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago....Read the whole joke
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5 Car and train jokes - 18944
- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders....Read the whole joke
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6 Car and train jokes - 18945
- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slo...Read the whole joke
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7 Car and train jokes - 18946
- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motoris...Read the whole joke
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8 Car and train jokes - 18947
- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and ch...Read the whole joke
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9 Car and train jokes - 18948
- Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read....Read the whole joke
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10 Car and train jokes - 18949
- Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with ...Read the whole joke
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11 Car and train jokes - 18950
- Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."...Read the whole joke
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12 Car and train jokes - 18951
- Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep....Read the whole joke
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13 Car and train jokes - 18952
- Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a ...Read the whole joke
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14 Car and train jokes - 18953
- Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my l...Read the whole joke
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15 Car and train jokes - 18954
- Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial....Read the whole joke
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16 Car and train jokes - 18955
- Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene....Read the whole joke
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17 Car and train jokes - 18956
- Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas....Read the whole joke
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18 Car and train jokes - 18957
- Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Mo...Read the whole joke
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19 Car and train jokes - 18958
- Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way ...Read the whole joke
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20 Car and train jokes - 18959
- Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with ...Read the whole joke
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21 Car and train jokes - 18960
- "Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" ...Read the whole joke
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22 Car and train jokes - 18961
- McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch ...Read the whole joke
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23 Car and train jokes - 18962
- A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him ...Read the whole joke
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24 Car and train jokes - 18963
- Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Ra...Read the whole joke
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25 Car and train jokes - 18964
- Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The...Read the whole joke
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