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- Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!...Read the whole joke
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2 Christmas jokes - 19201
- What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!...Read the whole joke
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3 Christmas jokes - 19202
- How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke
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4 Christmas jokes - 19203
- Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke
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5 Christmas jokes - 19204
- What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!...Read the whole joke
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6 Christmas jokes - 19205
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke
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7 Christmas jokes - 19206
- What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke
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8 Christmas jokes - 19207
- What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke
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9 Christmas jokes - 19208
- What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !...Read the whole joke
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10 Christmas jokes - 19209
- How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke
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11 Christmas jokes - 19210
- Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !...Read the whole joke
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12 Christmas jokes - 19211
- How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke
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13 Christmas jokes - 19212
- Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !...Read the whole joke
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14 Christmas jokes - 19213
- What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke
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15 Christmas jokes - 19214
- Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !...Read the whole joke
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16 Christmas jokes - 19215
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don'...Read the whole joke
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17 Christmas jokes - 19216
- Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of yo...Read the whole joke
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18 Christmas jokes - 19217
- Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke
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19 Christmas jokes - 19218
- My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me someth...Read the whole joke
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20 Christmas jokes - 19219
- I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!...Read the whole joke
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21 Christmas jokes - 19220
- I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born in...Read the whole joke
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22 Christmas jokes - 19221
- I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke
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23 Christmas jokes - 19222
- What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...Read the whole joke
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24 Christmas jokes - 19223
- Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke
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25 Christmas jokes - 19224
- What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? F...Read the whole joke
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Another Austin Powers knock-off
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New Statesman

Knock, knock
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But although it contains a lot of very funny jokes - my favourite is about an old peasant woman visiting Moscow Zoo in the 1920s who sees a camel for the ...


Myers pushes old gags in decaying 'Love Guru'
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I like Mike Myers. “So I Married an Axe Murderer” is a perennial favorite, and while the last of the “Austin Powers” movies was a grave miscalculation – a ...


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That guy who has all kinds of funny jokes and great stories and really knows how to be the center of a party but sometimes gets carried away? ...


E! Online

The Love Guru
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Fans of Mike Myers, especially those of us who know how inconsistent his movies can be, felt a certain kind of hope after seeing the trailer for his latest ...
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'Cadillacs of Comedy' promise a smooth and classy ride
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And if you let me do the driving, I'll show you a good time," said Griffith, whose deadpan delivery results in disarmingly funny jokes. ...


Canada.com

Veteran school bus driver makes his last stops in style
Canada.com, Canada - Jun 30, 2008
Their collective observations -- things like Bob tells funny jokes and he doesn't get mad when kids throw up -- were part of a keepsake book made for the ...


Best Will Smith movie?
indy.com, IN - Jul 2, 2008
... great movie-really great effects, a good story, funny jokes, good action sequences, and it uses Will's star power to enhance the story, not to carry it. ...


Brutally unfunny 'Zohan' isn't worth messing with
Richmond Times Dispatch, VA - Jun 6, 2008
By DANIEL NEMAN Early in "You Don't Mess With the Zohan," Adam Sandler is caught in what looks like a compromising position with Lainie Kazan. ...
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