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Car and train jokes - 18990
- What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you....
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Car and train jokes - 18991
- If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing fr...
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Car and train jokes - 18992
- What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver....
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Car and train jokes - 18993
- What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)....
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Car and train jokes - 18994
- Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver....
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Car and train jokes - 18995
- What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge....
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Car and train jokes - 18996
- Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road....
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Car and train jokes - 18997
- What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the ot...
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Car and train jokes - 18998
- What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)....
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Car and train jokes - 18999
- What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine....
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Car and train jokes - 19000
- What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll cho...
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Car and train jokes - 19001
- What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition....
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Car and train jokes - 19002
- What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler....
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Car and train jokes - 19003
- Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod....
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Car and train jokes - 19004
- What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !...
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Car and train jokes - 19005
- What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !...
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Car and train jokes - 19006
- What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !...
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Car and train jokes - 19007
- What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !...
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Car and train jokes - 19008
- Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha...
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Car and train jokes - 19009
- Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!...
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Car and train jokes - 19010
- What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !...
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Car and train jokes - 19011
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once...
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Car and train jokes - 19012
- A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to del...
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Car and train jokes - 19013
- A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the trai...
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Car and train jokes - 19014
- I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and ...
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