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Bus jokes - 18656
- As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
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Bus jokes - 18657
- When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
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Bus jokes - 18658
- A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bus jokes - 18659
- Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bus jokes - 18660
- What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bus jokes - 18661
- Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bus jokes - 18662
- Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bus jokes - 18663
- Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bus jokes - 18664
- Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bus jokes - 18665
- Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bus jokes - 18666
- What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bus jokes - 18667
- Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bus jokes - 18668
- Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bus jokes - 18669
- Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bus jokes - 18670
- 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bus jokes - 18671
- Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bus jokes - 18672
- Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bus jokes - 18673
- Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bus jokes - 18674
- What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bus jokes - 18675
- What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bus jokes - 18676
- What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bus jokes - 18677
- Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bus jokes - 18678
- Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bus jokes - 18679
- Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Business jokes - 16472
- These two construction workers always noticed
that their boss always left
early on Fridays. So...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
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This guy's no dummyPeoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ... |
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Forgetting Sarah MarshallBaltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ... |
Life is Beautiful for Louth Film ClubMarket Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ... |
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