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Burger jokes - 18561
- How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!...Read the whole joke |
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Burger jokes - 18562
- How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!...Read the whole joke |
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Burger jokes - 18563
- How do we know that hamburgers love classic
music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope...Read the whole joke |
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Burger jokes - 18564
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 5 |
Burger jokes - 18565
- How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 6 |
Burger jokes - 18566
- How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Burger jokes - 18567
- How do you
make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it gently!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 8 |
Burger jokes - 18568
- How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
little seasoning!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Burger jokes - 18569
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Burger jokes - 18570
- How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Burger jokes - 18571
- How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 12 |
Burger jokes - 18572
- In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Burger jokes - 18573
- Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 14 |
Burger jokes - 18574
- Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 15 |
Burger jokes - 18575
- Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18576
- Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18577
- What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
Burger jokes - 18578
- What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 19 |
Burger jokes - 18579
- What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 20 |
Burger jokes - 18580
- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 21 |
Burger jokes - 18581
- What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18582
- What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18583
- What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18584
- What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18585
- What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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