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Brother and sister jokes - 18541
- Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and ...Read the whole joke |
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Brother and sister jokes - 18542
- Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18543
- Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing
...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18544
- My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 5 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18545
- Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Clas...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 6 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18546
- Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
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Brother and sister jokes - 18547
- A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 8 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18548
- Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 9 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18549
- How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on...Read the whole joke |
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Brother and sister jokes - 18550
- My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 11 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18551
- Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
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Brother and sister jokes - 18552
- Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18553
- Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 14 |
Brother and sister jokes - 18554
- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 15 |
Burger jokes - 16457
- Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 16 |
Burger jokes - 16458
- Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Burger jokes - 16459
- Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
Burger jokes - 16460
- Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 19 |
Burger jokes - 16461
- Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
Very rare-ly....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 20 |
Burger jokes - 18555
- How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 21 |
Burger jokes - 18556
- How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 22 |
Burger jokes - 18557
- How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 23 |
Burger jokes - 18558
- How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat....Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 24 |
Burger jokes - 18559
- How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
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Burger jokes - 18560
- How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
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