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Birthday jokes - 18036
- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18037
- "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18038
- Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18039
- What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18040
- When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18041
- "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18042
- For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18043
- Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18044
- Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18045
- Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he n...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18046
- What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birt...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18047
- Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bott...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18048
- Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18049
- Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18050
- Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18051
- What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18052
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18053
- Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18054
- Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18055
- Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
He...Read the whole joke |
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Blind
jokes - 18056
- A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they...Read the whole joke |
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Blind jokes - 16437
- One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the...Read the whole joke |
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Blind jokes - 16438
- Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
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Blind jokes - 16439
- A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
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Blind jokes - 16440
- A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished...Read the whole joke |
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