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Birthday jokes - 17986
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17987
- Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17988
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17989
- I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17990
- A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17991
- What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17992
- When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17993
- Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17994
- Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17995
- How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17996
- Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17997
- I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17998
- Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17999
- I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18000
- Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18001
- What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18002
- What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18003
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18004
- Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great pre...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18005
- A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get something to remember her by....Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18006
- BoyFriend: Why didn't you
give me
anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18007
- A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to ...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18008
- "I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy
Birthday.'"...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18009
- "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 18010
- Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked wh...Read the whole joke |
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