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Bird jokes - 17966
- What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17967
- What does an educated owl say?
Whom....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17968
- What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17969
- What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17970
- What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17971
- What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17972
- Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17973
- What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a ve...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17974
- Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17975
- Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17976
- What do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A head banger....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17977
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels,...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17978
- Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted to be a hentertaine...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17979
- What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17980
- Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17981
- Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17982
- How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17983
- A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke |
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Bird jokes - 17984
- "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 16432
- A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 16433
- A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a ceme...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 16434
- Home - A -
Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
tea...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 16435
- Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his mother to
watch h...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 16436
- First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
Fi...Read the whole joke |
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Birthday jokes - 17985
- Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the...Read the whole joke |
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