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Bicycle jokes - 17801
- A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, ...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17802
- Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17803
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17804
- What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road....Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17805
- Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17806
- Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance....Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17807
- The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17808
- Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17809
- The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17810
- A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17811
- When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway....Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17812
- Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired)....Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17813
- Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell....Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17814
- Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17815
- What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17816
- What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17817
- What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17818
- What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle...Read the whole joke |
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Bicycle jokes - 17819
- Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired....Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 16422
- Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a ...Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 16423
- A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey......Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 16424
- How do you eat a DNA
spaghetti?
With a
replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)...Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 16425
- A
biologist was interested in studying how
far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into ...Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 16426
- A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
his Personal
Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are g...Read the whole joke |
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Biologist jokes - 17820
- While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose control of their ...Read the whole joke |
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