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Aardvark jokes - 17131
- Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I ...Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17132
- I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it g...Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17133
- What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark....Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17134
- A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found...Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17135
- How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!...Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17136
- Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a ...Read the whole joke |
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Aardvark jokes - 17137
- Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdva...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 16362
- An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 16363
- Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 16364
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 16365
- A patient was at her doctor's office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 16366
- Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17189
- Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17190
- A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant
joke?"
...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17191
- If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17192
- A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17193
- A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her ...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17194
- A young accountant spends a week at his new
office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17195
- Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17196
- How many accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
"What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17197
- What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17198
- What's the definition of a good tax
accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17199
- When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17200
- Why did God invent economists?
So
accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes - 17201
- What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour....Read the whole joke |
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