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Texan Buys Spread
- A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."...Read the whole joke |
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Texan Computer Terms
- "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of ...Read the whole joke |
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
- Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu...Read the whole joke |
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TGIF On Shirts
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front....Read the whole joke |
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TGIF On Shoes
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First....Read the whole joke |
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Thanks Doc!
- A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...Read the whole joke |
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Thanks For the Balls
- A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably i...Read the whole joke |
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That is ONE!
- A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
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That Rubber Thingy...
- An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ...Read the whole joke |
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That's not fair!
- Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.Whe...Read the whole joke |
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That\'s One
- A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, ...Read the whole joke |
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The
- And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts.And God asked the woma...Read the whole joke |
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The "Perfect" Day!
- The Perfect Day According To...HER8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the sc...Read the whole joke |
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The "Polish Virus".
- You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus wor...Read the whole joke |
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The "real story" of the three bears..
- It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...Read the whole joke |
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The 12 marriages!
- A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, th...Read the whole joke |
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The 2 Bums!
- A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hir...Read the whole joke |
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The 2 deer hunters.
- Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," ...Read the whole joke |
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The 2 moose hunters...
- These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproo...Read the whole joke |
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The 3 convicts.
- Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one item with them to help t...Read the whole joke |
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The 3 Guys in a Plane
- There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The ...Read the whole joke |
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The 3 little pigs.
- Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would...Read the whole joke |
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The 3 Priests (classic)
- There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the tic...Read the whole joke |
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The 3 shrinks!
- While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with ...Read the whole joke |
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The 4 engineers.
- Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination th...Read the whole joke |
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