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The Parrots
- A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?...Read the whole joke |
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The Parting of the Red Sea
- How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!...Read the whole joke |
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The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand
- A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...Read the whole joke |
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The Pearly Gates
- A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in s...Read the whole joke |
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The Pearly Gates Computer
- A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is ...Read the whole joke |
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The Pepsi plane crash...
- There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
The perfect couple.
- Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfe...Read the whole joke |
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The Perfect Day
- - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sun...Read the whole joke |
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The Perfect Gift!
- A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he kne...Read the whole joke |
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The Perfect Story
- There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
The Perfect Woman would say...
- The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've ha...Read the whole joke |
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The perfect woman!
- A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He ha...Read the whole joke |
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The Pessimist!
- An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the...Read the whole joke |
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The Pharmacy
- A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
The phone call...
- The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a bl...Read the whole joke |
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The Physical
- This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...Read the whole joke |
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The Poo List!
- The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo...Read the whole joke |
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The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
- A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is imm...Read the whole joke |
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The pop machine.
- There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
The Pope And Clinton
- After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a ver...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
The Pope and the Rams
- What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They b...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
The Prayer.
- A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to writ...Read the whole joke |
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The Preacher and the Donkey
- A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so...Read the whole joke |
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The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
- A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in s...Read the whole joke |
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The Preist and the Nun
- A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and ...Read the whole joke |
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