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Success In Love
- To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 tim...Read the whole joke |
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Successful Operation
- One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...Read the whole joke |
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Suck It In
- I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was tr...Read the whole joke |
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Sue over the property
- Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke |
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Suffering From Dilutions
- Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren...Read the whole joke |
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Sugar In Urine
- Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her cor...Read the whole joke |
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Sun Roofs
- Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room....Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Sun Went
- Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...Read the whole joke |
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Sunbathing
- A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. Th...Read the whole joke |
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Sunburnt Manhood
- A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in h...Read the whole joke |
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Sunday School Comedy!
- A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bi...Read the whole joke |
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Super Bowl Tragedy
- Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at th...Read the whole joke |
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Super Long Classic!
- Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7....Read the whole joke |
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Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
- Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase wom...Read the whole joke |
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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
- Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Than...Read the whole joke |
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Super Market Checkout
- A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she...Read the whole joke |
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Super models
- Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of...Read the whole joke |
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Super Orgasm When:
- How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up....Read the whole joke |
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Super-Duper One-Liners!
- Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He'...Read the whole joke |
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Superbowl
- Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl....Read the whole joke |
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Superman & Wonderwoman
- One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKE...Read the whole joke |
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Supermarket Cart
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind ...Read the whole joke |
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Suppository In Her Ear
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
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Sure signs it's your last day at work.
- You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just...Read the whole joke |
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Sure signs that you're broke!
- 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is takin...Read the whole joke |
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