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Stupid Insults 20/31
- Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Stupid Insults 21/31
- Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Stupid Insults 22/31
- Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Stupid Insults 23/31
- One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 5 |
Stupid Insults 24/31
- Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 6 |
Stupid Insults 25/31
- Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one rig...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 7 |
Stupid Insults 26/31
- Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in th...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Stupid Insults 27/31
- Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 9 |
Stupid Insults 28/31
- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messag...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Stupid Insults 29/31
- The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. There she sit...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Stupid Insults 3/31
- A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the s...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Stupid Insults 30/31
- Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 13 |
Stupid Insults 31/31
- Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 14 |
Stupid Insults 4/31
- All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Stupid Insults 5/31
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering protot...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 16 |
Stupid Insults 6/31
- Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand to...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 17 |
Stupid Insults 7/31
- Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can dis...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 18 |
Stupid Insults 8/31
- Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 19 |
Stupid Insults 9/31
- Doesn't have his belt through all the loops. Doesn't have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn't have t...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 20 |
Stupid master
- A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The go...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 21 |
Stupid people fearing
- WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vis...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 22 |
Stupid people stories
- Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by runnin...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 23 |
Stupid Questions?
- Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once ag...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 24 |
Submarine humor and fun
- Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 25 |
Subtract Ten
- An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he to...Read the whole joke |
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