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Make Me A Newfie
- An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "I...Read the whole joke |
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Make me an uncle!
- Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the ro...Read the whole joke |
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Make My Horse Laugh
- There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will ...Read the whole joke |
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Make up your mind.
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
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Making Babies
- Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrac...Read the whole joke |
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Making bets
- A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account...Read the whole joke |
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Making Cakes
- A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench....Read the whole joke |
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Making Comparisons
- In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
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Making Ends Meet
- "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
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Making Love to a Woman
- MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. Y...Read the whole joke |
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Making Love To...
- How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says...Read the whole joke |
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Male assertiveness
- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The p...Read the whole joke |
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Male Bashing
- Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get ...Read the whole joke |
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Male Stages of Life
- Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox...Read the whole joke |
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Male translations
- These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we reall...Read the whole joke |
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Male-Bashing at it's best!
- Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What ...Read the whole joke |
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Male/Female Definitions!
- THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....Read the whole joke |
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Mamma's got back
- Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...Read the whole joke |
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Man and E.T.
- What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....Read the whole joke |
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Man Is Like An Automobile
- Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get ...Read the whole joke |
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Man Named Furniture
- What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner....Read the whole joke |
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Man Need
- A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go t...Read the whole joke |
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Man On Bridge
- I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I imm...Read the whole joke |
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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
- What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep...Read the whole joke |
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Man Playing Around If...
- How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin wi...Read the whole joke |
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