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How Do You Feel?
- Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company r...Read the whole joke |
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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
- How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke |
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How do you keep an idiot occupied?
- How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....Read the whole joke |
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How do you make a dead baby float?
- How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke |
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
- How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
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How do you make a tissue dance?
- How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it....Read the whole joke |
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How do you open a can of beer?
- How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!...Read the whole joke |
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke |
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
- ? She opens the car door....Read the whole joke |
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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
- ? Fertilized....Read the whole joke |
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HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
- Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" p...Read the whole joke |
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How gross is that?
- Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk....Read the whole joke |
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How Hell froze over.
- Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving ...Read the whole joke |
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How I got my name?
- A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger b...Read the whole joke |
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How It All Began...
- In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a...Read the whole joke |
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How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
- How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....Read the whole joke |
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How many calories do we burn during sex
- The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar i...Read the whole joke |
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How Many cochroaches...?
- Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on ...Read the whole joke |
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How Many Men Does It Take...
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
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How many men?
- How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to yo...Read the whole joke |
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How many mimes?
- Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke |
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How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
- How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders,...Read the whole joke |
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How many seconds are in a year?
- How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, M...Read the whole joke |
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
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How many times.
- After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, te...Read the whole joke |
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