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Elephant Experiment
- Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's ba...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
- This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into ...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant Fart
- Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant Jokes Eight
- Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do ...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant Riddles Five
- Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elep...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant Riddles Seven
- Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
- It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a g...Read the whole joke |
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Elephant With Thorn
- An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony...Read the whole joke |
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Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
- -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.-Why did the elephant pain...Read the whole joke |
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Elevator Magic
- A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large b...Read the whole joke |
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Elmo
- What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!...Read the whole joke |
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Elton John
- Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a...Read the whole joke |
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Email Commandments
- E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted...Read the whole joke |
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Email Like Penis
- WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if i...Read the whole joke |
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Emergency doctor visit
- A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Do...Read the whole joke |
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Emergency Kit
- Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled...Read the whole joke |
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Emersom
- Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!...Read the whole joke |
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Empire State Building
- A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached...Read the whole joke |
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Employee evaluations.
- Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached ro...Read the whole joke |
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Employer Quotes
- Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find...Read the whole joke |
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Empty upstairs!
- The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out....Read the whole joke |
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EMT response times.
- Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response time...Read the whole joke |
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
- It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that...Read the whole joke |
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Encyclopaedia Britannica
- Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Br...Read the whole joke |
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Encyclopedias for sale
- For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....Read the whole joke |
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