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Deep Cuts
- Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!...Read the whole joke |
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Deep Dark Secrets
- At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and th...Read the whole joke |
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Deer Tracks
- Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke |
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Defamation of character
- A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The...Read the whole joke |
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Defining Confusion!
- Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!...Read the whole joke |
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Definition of a good date!
- These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at ...Read the whole joke |
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Definition of a Wife!
- Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker...Read the whole joke |
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Definition of an anesthesiologist
- An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time a...Read the whole joke |
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Definition of Panda
- A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...Read the whole joke |
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Definitions By Gender
- THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....Read the whole joke |
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Definitions from Kids
- Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur,...Read the whole joke |
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Definitions of A Diplomat:
- Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he kno...Read the whole joke |
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Definitions of Children
- AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One...Read the whole joke |
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Delaware Crazy Law
- It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and ...Read the whole joke |
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Demerit Point System Used by Women.
- DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a my...Read the whole joke |
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Democrats vs. Republicans
- From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Represent...Read the whole joke |
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DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
- Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attenti...Read the whole joke |
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Dentist Visit
- The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry...Read the whole joke |
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Deodorants
- Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need...Read the whole joke |
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Depressed Dentist
- What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
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Depressed Over Mother In Law
- Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe...Read the whole joke |
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Descriptions of people you may know!
- Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpes...Read the whole joke |
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Desert island encounter
- This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the hor...Read the whole joke |
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Desire Matures
- When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl wi...Read the whole joke |
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Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
- Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...Read the whole joke |
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