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Dead Kitten
- A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Dead Or Alive
- An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Dead Plants
- Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Dead Pussy
- An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead Rabbit
- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 6 |
Dead Ringer, Part II
- With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still need...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 7 |
Dead Wife?
- How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 8 |
Deaf
- A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, wha...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 9 |
Deaf Genie
- A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dealing with a lawyer
- A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 11 |
Dear Abby
- Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,Wha...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Dear Agony Aunt
- Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the ga...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Dear God (Christmas)
- Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Dear John Reply
- The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking of...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Dearest Wife
- It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a f...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 16 |
Death
- Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
Death by Job Title!
- Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
Death by Stabbing
- A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy y...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Death in the Family
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "Y...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 20 |
Death in the Family!
- A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 21 |
Death of an Eel
- Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quit...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Death of Energizer Bunny
- The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six year...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 23 |
Deck of Cards
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
Declaration Of Independence
- The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental Cong...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
Deductive Reasoning
- Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes,...Read the whole joke |
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