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Christmas Punnies!
- What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher...Read the whole joke |
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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
- Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked,...Read the whole joke |
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Chuckie Chicken
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder...Read the whole joke |
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Church announcement bloopers!
- 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help...Read the whole joke |
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Church Collection Distribution
- Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselv...Read the whole joke |
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CIA Agents and Bathroom
- Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....Read the whole joke |
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Cigar holder
- The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to security ...Read the whole joke |
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Cigarette Warnings
- Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability...Read the whole joke |
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Cinderella
- Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball....Read the whole joke |
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Cinderella and Alan
- Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat u...Read the whole joke |
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Cinderella and Tampon
- Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and s...Read the whole joke |
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Circus Elephant
- There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd ...Read the whole joke |
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Civil War Era humor
- Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to th...Read the whole joke |
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by payin...Read the whole joke |
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Classic Oxymoron
- Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke |
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Classified Ad Bloopers
- As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertisin...Read the whole joke |
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Classified Ad Bloopers!
- The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-o...Read the whole joke |
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Classified Funny Ads
- ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belte...Read the whole joke |
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Clear Weather?
- As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened f...Read the whole joke |
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Clever Doggie
- A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he no...Read the whole joke |
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Clever Teacher
- A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolera...Read the whole joke |
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Client Bill
- A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in tow...Read the whole joke |
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Cliff Hanger
- A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blond...Read the whole joke |
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Cliff jump
- A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?...Read the whole joke |
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Cliffhanger
- Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing ...Read the whole joke |
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