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Behind the Hedge
- This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke |
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Behold I Cometh!
- A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first...Read the whole joke |
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Being Offensive At A Wedding
- Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little "If ...Read the whole joke |
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Being Old and Bent
- Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke |
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Bejewelled Portrait
- Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...Read the whole joke |
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Belly Button
- Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde....Read the whole joke |
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Bellybuttons
- - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Beltway Holdups
- TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke |
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Beneficial Alzheimers
- What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...Read the whole joke |
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Bengals
- Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt ...Read the whole joke |
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Bermuda Triangle
- Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of seme...Read the whole joke |
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Besides ,I Love You
- Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke |
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Best Foot Forward
- What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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Best For Dinner
- Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations....Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Best form of Birth Control
- What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
Best Friend
- A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worrie...Read the whole joke |
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Best In The World
- A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke |
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Best Part
- Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away th...Read the whole joke |
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Best Pickup Lines I've Used
- The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. T...Read the whole joke |
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Best Thing Out of...
- What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!...Read the whole joke |
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Betcha $500.00!
- A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Better Late Than Never?........
- Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you t...Read the whole joke |
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Better Than Drunk
- Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
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Better Than Pork
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke |
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Betting
- There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play a game, I'll ask you a question i...Read the whole joke |
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