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Brain Operation
- This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in...Read the whole joke |
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Brain to nerves
- How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!...Read the whole joke |
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Brains
- A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transp...Read the whole joke |
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Brains for Sale
- A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the br...Read the whole joke |
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Brand Name Condoms
- Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Con...Read the whole joke |
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Brand new drugs on the market!
- With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving th...Read the whole joke |
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Bras
- Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...Read the whole joke |
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Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
- After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubbe...Read the whole joke |
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Breaking and Entering
- A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
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Breaking News
- Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get ou...Read the whole joke |
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Breeding Problem
- A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...Read the whole joke |
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Bribery 2
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
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Bride and Groom
- This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his ...Read the whole joke |
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Bride Joke
- Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match...Read the whole joke |
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Brightness
- I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's aknob called 'brightness', bu...Read the whole joke |
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Bring Flowers
- Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving two...Read the whole joke |
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Bring riches with you
- There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for ...Read the whole joke |
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Broken Commandmants
- Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a...Read the whole joke |
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Bronze sculptures
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the o...Read the whole joke |
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Brotherly Love
- There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school gradu...Read the whole joke |
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Brown Eye
- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
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Brrr Its Cold
- An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doc...Read the whole joke |
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Brunette's Mating Call
- Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going t...Read the whole joke |
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Brushing the Child
- If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
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Bubba and Junior!
- Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're ...Read the whole joke |
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